I... I can't breathe. Heart palpitations... unable to stand up, feeling all whoozy and light-headed. Gonna pass out! Need a paper bag, hyperventilating!...Why you ask? WHY you ask? OH. MY. WORD! Do you know what I (just sorta but not officially yet but really soon will) found out? (Sarah, SARAH, SARAH, you are SO sneaky!) The method detox campaign is over in New York. Where is it going next, you ask? Well, next up I'm hearing Minneapolis, MN!
And then...
CHARLOTTE freakin' two hours away from me I WILL be having a method detox home party Sarah Homeijer so don't even think otherwise I'll flippin' pick you up and take you back if I need to NORTH CAROLINA! Holy Mother of excitement, I... I... well, can you tell I'm just a little happy?
This had better not be a joke. Ha ha! I'm tellin' ya! I can't believe it! HO' mama! Actually I think I'll just take off work that week, and loiter the method detox Charlotte pop-up store, ALL week long. They'll lust me! Well, until they get sick of me, which probably won't take long.
Ok, enough pandering and self-excitement! Moving on, but I so had to share. HO' MAMA!
Where did I learn this bit of info., you ask?... read on.
