hold one moment, please

Alright, you might want to sit down for this. Ready? Ok. I'm going on vacation! AND, won't be able to update method lust for an ENTIRE WEEK. I realize that, like me, your life is now over and you're probably ready to pack up the car and head for the nearest Grand Canyon like valley; but alas, it'll be alright. With time, hope, and lots of therapy, we'll be able to pick up our lives and move forward. At least on the good days, alright. There's bound to be two or three of those, right?

But don't worry, I'll be back! I promise! With all new method profiles, method advocate spotlights, and lots of method goodness as big ole' product rollout August (and method's birthday!) come our way! I'm heading to West Virginia (my home town, do NOT make fun of me. Oh alright, why not, everyone else does. I'm rubber, you're glue, what bounces off of me sticks to you! So blah!) and I'll be back and ready to methodize the blogging world on July 21st.

In the meantime, YOU have a job to do! Yes, you, and the world of method depends on it! Internet service where I'm going is like, dial-up, if I'm lucky (and sadly, I'm not joking. My hometown is the sticks, people, the sticks!) SO, this is what I want YOU to do! If you hear of some great method news, find a wonderful article, review, dish, dirt, gossip, new product sha-bang! or method does something even more amazing to their very own website/blog, I would lust it if you could put a quick note, just a short little "Hey, psst! Nathan, while you were out..." in the comments section to this post, and I'll get them all when I get back, and praise you endlessly for your help! So don't let us down, the world is counting on you. METHOD is counting on you. (Ohh, that makes you feel really good, now doesn't it.)

Until then, I'll see ya in a few! (One week to be exact, see that's not bad at all. There, there, stop those tears from flowing.) I'll miss you all! I'll send you a postcard! (Oh wait, that'd be a lot of postcards. Never mind! I'll blow ya kisses or something...)