Check it out! First Seattle, now Boston! Can Greensboro, North Carolina be far behind? (Oh, ok, yes it can be. As in about the last place method would ever come. But I can dream, can't I? I haven't many dreams left, ok? Let me have just one. JUST one...)"method is coming to Beantown. we're setting up shop (only temporarily) down on Newbury street so that we can teach people to detox their homes safely and effectively. we're bringing a slew of products with us, so if you're running low, stop by ... we'd love to see you. hop on the Green Line (seems app, huh?) and get off at Hynes/ICA. we're near the donut shop, so if your stomach starts rumbling, you're close.
hurry ... this store is only temporary so you have to come soon (between April 12th and 27th). after that, all that will be left is a pleasing feeling of clean and a lingering scent of cucumber.
when you come, repeat these words: "Beantown is a green town" and we'll give you an additional discount off our detox bundles, which have every product you need to clean up your city.
see you soon, Boston! 329 Newbury st., April 12-27. don't forget. and tell your friends!"
You can find directions here.
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As a fellow luster and man against dirty in NC, I say we start a petition to get them to Detox Charlotte, Raleigh, or Greensboro (I am partial to Charlotte, but I am biased.)
No one who is actually from Boston calls it Beantown. But thanks for coming and hanging out with us for a while.
I'm born and raised here and love to call it Beantown. Beantown trolleys, Beanpot (hockey game), Boston Baked Beans. We even say cool beans still.
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